*Michael Buffer voice*

Ladies & Gentlemen…..
The moment you’ve all been waiting for….
Our main event for the evening….

Introducing to you…. out of the NorthWest corner….. Birthed from a food truck and a dream and here to defeat the evil McStalebuns… known as The Future of Fast Food™…. Your reigning Champion…

SLLLIIIDIN’ THRUUU DRIIIVE THRUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

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